International.

What are we celebrating today?

“Happy International Asexuality Day! Today, we celebrate and raise awareness for the asexual community, acknowledging the diverse identities within it and fighting against erasure. Asexuality is valid.” - @LGBTSwitchboard

“Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a shag.” - @jk_rowling

“Imagine being so lost and devoid of identity to the point where you have to create an imaginary enemy that would make you feel like a victim because victimhood is the integral part, if not your entire identity.” - @BrunoAlvessi

“Another proud moment for the Woke Olympics where being a functioning human with a mild personality trait gets you your own oppression badge. ‘Look at me, I’m not horny, validate my pain!’ These people act like they stormed Normandy because they don’t get turned on easily. It’s not a movement, it’s a mood. And not even an interesting one. The left’s endless quest to feel persecuted has officially run out of actual struggles, so now we’re digging deep into the ‘I don’t feel like banging’ archives and calling it bravery.” - @SchoenPhotog

“‘ASEXUALITY’ is just a fancy label for ‘I can’t get laid’. Stop inventing oppression and get a real problem.” - @MitchPls4Real

“This is fucking HILARIOUS. Asexuality isn't a sexual orientation. It's not even a ‘thing’ really, just a state of mind from fleeting to long lasting. NO ONE CARES IF YOU THINK ABOUT SEX OR NOT. Dear asexuals: you're not oppressed; you're self-obsessed.” - @MsKristinCasey

“Sounds like they’re just a bunch of sexually frustrated folks that don’t know how to communicate what they want effectively to their partner or just haven’t found the right partner that does it for them yet.” - @icebergz99

“Can’t wait to tell my wife she has her own day!” - @CrimsonPKing

“International 'not tonight I've got a headache' day.” - @Centrefuter

“I prefer the term menopausal instead of asexual.” - @clairedagain1

“That used to be a disorder known as sexual disfunction, isn't it?” - @TBerlaga

“The comments fail to understand the point: no one cares that you are asexual. If it is a problem for someone, there are therapists to talk to. It is absolutely not something that should be celebrated on an international stage.” - @Maryellen615

“It’s a new way of saying ‘I’m hideously ugly, and/or completely broken inside.’ Classic defense mechanism. ‘I don’t want to be with the group that has already rejected me.’” - @RestWillia6795

“International unhappy people with low testosterone day!” - @PiajSigler

“Stop catering to these delusions... there is a real mental illness crisis happening!” - @cneibert13

“Mental illness is so hot right now!” - @Cherub_Rock_23

“Happy It’s Just That SSRIs Destroyed Your Sex Drive Day to all who celebrate.” - @salltweets

“Can't we just rename it to dissociation day? Sexual attraction and sexual drive is innate to all mammalians, asexuality is just a fancy word to normalize what is essentially a dysfunction”. - @SL06162568

“I wonder whether they've ever considered this is just a metabolic issue messing with their hormones because they're eating so much seed oils and soy and no beef? Guessing not.” - @adyanalistens

“Basically people with low hormone levels that lack any form of sexual drive because of the imbalance.” - @Deverydoo2

“I wonder if this group is made up primarily of trans people who had the surgeries and, as a consequence, no longer are able to experience sexual sensations?” - @MichelleRae_8

“Asexuality?? are they serious. I see the argument for gay people having a day or month because at one point, most states banned same-sex marriage. But celebrating people who've never faced oppression or have nothing to celebrate, I don't see the point.” - @JabariTheMiller

“As a gay man can someone tell me why straight people not wanting to get laid has ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME?!” - @JohnJamesNI

“Yes, Happy Closet Homosexual Day!” - @EnochMetaScribe

“LOL Why do these folks, and others of abnormal persuasions think they need a special day??” - @MarieJSPhillips

“The left is deranged. Putting the + at the end is really just a placeholder for whatever other insane things they want to add.” - @Duke3God

“Theater kids. All these movements are so people who have never accomplished anything can feel like they did.” - @StupidSapient

“Imagine being asexual—living a life so dull even the furniture feels sorry for you.” - @tan_bruss

“Isn’t this just called friendship?” - @AlxDassylva

“a BIG who cares about this! Enjoy your elective celibacy but you don't have to announce it.” - @DrPamSpurr

“What’s next, a day for people who have no interest in learning to drive a car?” - @InigoeJ

“In honour of National Pet Day, the two best girls in the world.” - @jk_rowling

OMITTED: Many comments calling JK Rowling a cunt and a bitch.

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